A PC Christmas

I just want to take a moment to wish all of you

great happiness

on this

Federally Sanctioned Holiday

officially known as

Christmas.

I hope the lines have not been

too long

and that you found some great bargains.

If by happenstance

your religious traditions

and highest holy days

intersect at this time of the year

with this American secular celebration

Then for you and only you

with no intent to offend or insult anyone

who thinks they know a better way

And with ABSOLUTELY NO APOLOGIES

I wish you a very

Blessed and Holy

Merry Christmas.

May the blessings of the newborn Christ

Bless your family

and your home all the year long.

I also hope you had a

Happy Hanukkah

and that the hopes and promises

of that miracle so long ago

brings your home

peace and joy.